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Client: Dream
Big Media, Inc.
Project: DesktopSanta.com
Contact: Dina"AT"Wordfeeder.com
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Why
Is This Santa Jumping for Joy?
Because
his seasonal income is about to explode!
Got Visions of Dollar Signs Dancing in Your Head?
Whether you’re
a seasoned St. Nick, an aspiring actor or just a merry soul
with camera presence, you can earn up to thousands
of dollars from the comfort of your own home. How?
Team Up With Dream Big Media, Inc. and Become a Desktop
Santa!
Thanks to our hot
new technology, a Santa Sensation will soon sweep the nation,
and quite possibly the world! Be one of the first to profit
from this lucrative enterprise. If you’re serious about
becoming a professional Santa Claus, have a flair for acting,
and can speak to kids in a genuine, heartfelt way, read on.
Learn how to earn a Sackful of Supplemental Santa
Income... right in your very own workshop!
Who Would Benefit from Playing “Desktop Santa”?
- Professional and
amateur actors seeking exposure who “look the part”
- Homebound and disabled
individuals with a flair for acting
- Anyone who has
played Santa before, can perform in front of a camera and
has a soft spot for kids
Holy Christmas! Is This for Real?
You bet your boots
it is, Mr. Claus. It’s so real and happening so fast
that the folks at Dream Big Media, Inc. have to keep it a
secret. Before we can offer any more information, we need
serious candidates to read, understand and adhere to the Nondisclosure
Agreement at the bottom of this page. Once you’ve
acknowledged this agreement and provided contact information,
we’ll go on with our merry explanation of Desktop Santa
and what it could potentially mean for your career.
Here Come the Santa Clauses... So Hurry Up and APPLY NOW.
Christmas will be
here before you know it, and Savvy Santas from all over are
already rising to the occasion. We want the very best out
there! Are you: at least slightly cherubic, naturally jolly,
with a deep, booming voice, great script-reading skills and
a way with kids? If so then start practicing your Ho Ho Hos...
For truly Santa-riffic candidates, we promise this exciting
opportunity will yield profitable results. Stage fright? Don’t
get “sleighed” by the competition! Just strut
your Santa Stuff.
I Love Being Santa! I Have the Gift! I Want to Show
the World!
If this is how you’re
feeling right about now, then show us you’re willing
to sign the below Nondisclosure Agreement before learning
how Desktop Santa will change the future for professional
Santa Clauses all over the world!
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Agreement Here>
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Thanks for
Your Interest in Being a Desktop Santa.
We’re seeking
the most qualified, authentic Santapreneurs
around. That’s because we firmly believe we’re
onto something truly magical with this endeavor, and we plan
to kick it off using the biggest and brightest Santa Stars
we can find. Get gung-ho-ho-ho about the holidays NOW, and
our Super Secret Santa Project could have your pockets jingling
with cash overflow. If you Act Now, and get in on the action
early, you can supplement or even totally replace your seasonal
income. Don’t miss your chance to shine!
Desktop Santa FAQ:
1. What kind
of work will I be doing?
In a nutshell, you’ll
be creating customized Santa videos for kids all over the
world. Thanks to our state-of-the-art technology that’s
currently under development, you’ll reap the benefits
of working from home within your own, flexible schedule. That
means no more commuting from the North Pole.
2. What are the requirements?
Your computer/internet
equipment must meet the minimum requirements. You will also
need to have a high quality Santa Suit.
3. Will this cost me any money?
Not if you already
meet the minimum requirements. We’re working on a pay-for-performance
model. There is no sign-up or audition fee.
4. How will the process work?
We send you the Santa
Scripts, you record from a remote access point, then submit
them back to us. We call it Desktop Santa because it’s
a workable project you command from the helm of your own computer
desktop, in the comfort of your own home office, or wherever
you plan to house your Secret Santa Operation.
Memorize lines on
your own time. Do a couple of practice takes. When you’re
ready to roll, set up your recording studio, deck yourself
out in full Santa garb, and hit record! Since they’re
only sixty-second takes at most, you’ll still have plenty
of time to make that list and check it twice, feed the reindeer
or maybe even arrange a poker game with Captain Kangaroo and
the Easter Bunny.
5. How will I be paid?
Why, in milk and cookies,
of course! Just kidding. You’ll receive payment every
two weeks based on the number of Desktop Santa videos you
create. That’s the beauty of this job; you totally control
how much or how little time you devote to Being Santa. Make
it a leisure gig, or go Full-Time Seasonal Pro. It’s
up to you. Are you a Santapreneur with a mind for money-making?
Our pay-by-the-performance method is a terrific incentive
for you to toss on that Santa suit and hit the ground running
faster than Rudolph himself.
6. Do I need
to manage a client list or interact with customers?
No. Dream Big Media,
Inc. has a full staff of workshop elves who are ready and
able to do all the legwork, from gathering market research,
to maintaining our customer database and taking orders, to
writing the scripts. We bring in the big business, so you
can fully concentrate on perfecting your Santa Persona and
cranking out those videos for Christmas Cash.
7. Who will see these videos?
We’re marketing
to parents of preschool and elementary-aged kids, so of course
you’ll want to be as visually convincing and sincere-sounding
as possible. Our clientele is always nice, never naughty,
if you catch my snow-drift. Not to mention, we have plans
for Desktop Santa to link up with big-name companies as well
as secure a spot within the charitable donors sector. We represent
all that is good in the world, and we’re 100% about
the children. That’s why we’re calling on you,
Mr. Claus, to Capture the Magic of Christmas, Gift-Wrap it
in a Sweet Santa-ment, and Send it Via the Internet to Little
Believers Everywhere!
8. What if I screw up during my recording session?
No big deal, Big Guy!
Our cutting-edge technology will allow you to fully control
the home studio operation. Review and edit your mini movie
as many times as you need. When you’re absolutely satisfied
with the quality of recording and ingenuity of your presentation,
call it a Christmas-wrap and send it on its merry way.
9. I don’t really look the part, but I’m an excellent
actor. Is that okay?
Sorry, Santa Imposter,
but no, it isn’t. We seek Serious Santa Applicants only.
We demand that our actors be professional, believable, and
offer high-quality performances in appropriate settings. Natural,
snow-white beards (or really good fake ones), plump, round
bellies, rosy cheeks, and the ability to mesmerize children
are all traits we look for in our Santa candidates. And even
though women’s lib has come a long way since St. Nick
first emerged on the scene, we’re not accepting Santa
Marias or Mrs. Clauses for this project. Maybe next year,
ladies.
10. How do I know you’re not playing reindeer
games?
Because this is too
fantastic of an opportunity to pass up! Dream Big Media, Inc.
is a dedicated group of individuals with the resources and
personal drive to harness this brand-new technology as deftly
as Santa drives that sleigh! We’re more than happy to
answer questions and address any concerns you may have. Talk
to us. Find out just how committed we are. Together, we can
take Santa’s professional career and send it soaring
over rooftops across the world!
For more information and to be considered for our project,
please fill out the form below. We look forward to hearing
from you!
The Dream Big Media
Team
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