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Big Media, Inc. <image: dancing Santa> Why Is This Santa Jumping for Joy? Because his seasonal income is about to explode!
Whether you’re a seasoned St. Nick, an aspiring actor or just a merry soul with camera presence, you can earn up to thousands of dollars from the comfort of your own home. How?
Thanks to our hot new technology, a Santa Sensation will soon sweep the nation, and quite possibly the world! Be one of the first to profit from this lucrative enterprise. If you’re serious about becoming a professional Santa Claus, have a flair for acting, and can speak to kids in a genuine, heartfelt way, read on. Learn how to earn a Sackful of Supplemental Santa Income... right in your very own workshop!
You bet your boots it is, Mr. Claus. It’s so real and happening so fast that the folks at Dream Big Media, Inc. have to keep it a secret. Before we can offer any more information, we need serious candidates to read, understand and adhere to the Nondisclosure Agreement at the bottom of this page. Once you’ve acknowledged this agreement and provided contact information, we’ll go on with our merry explanation of Desktop Santa and what it could potentially mean for your career.
Christmas will be here before you know it, and Savvy Santas from all over are already rising to the occasion. We want the very best out there! Are you: at least slightly cherubic, naturally jolly, with a deep, booming voice, great script-reading skills and a way with kids? If so then start practicing your Ho Ho Hos... For truly Santa-riffic candidates, we promise this exciting opportunity will yield profitable results. Stage fright? Don’t get “sleighed” by the competition! Just strut your Santa Stuff.
If this is how you’re feeling right about now, then show us you’re willing to sign the below Nondisclosure Agreement before learning how Desktop Santa will change the future for professional Santa Clauses all over the world! <Nondisclosure Agreement Here>
Thanks for Your Interest in Being a Desktop Santa. We’re seeking the most qualified, authentic Santapreneurs around. That’s because we firmly believe we’re onto something truly magical with this endeavor, and we plan to kick it off using the biggest and brightest Santa Stars we can find. Get gung-ho-ho-ho about the holidays NOW, and our Super Secret Santa Project could have your pockets jingling with cash overflow. If you Act Now, and get in on the action early, you can supplement or even totally replace your seasonal income. Don’t miss your chance to shine!
1. What kind of work will I be doing? In a nutshell, you’ll be creating customized Santa videos for kids all over the world. Thanks to our state-of-the-art technology that’s currently under development, you’ll reap the benefits of working from home within your own, flexible schedule. That means no more commuting from the North Pole.
Your computer/internet equipment must meet the minimum requirements. You will also need to have a high quality Santa Suit.
Not if you already meet the minimum requirements. We’re working on a pay-for-performance model. There is no sign-up or audition fee.
We send you the Santa Scripts, you record from a remote access point, then submit them back to us. We call it Desktop Santa because it’s a workable project you command from the helm of your own computer desktop, in the comfort of your own home office, or wherever you plan to house your Secret Santa Operation. Memorize lines on your own time. Do a couple of practice takes. When you’re ready to roll, set up your recording studio, deck yourself out in full Santa garb, and hit record! Since they’re only sixty-second takes at most, you’ll still have plenty of time to make that list and check it twice, feed the reindeer or maybe even arrange a poker game with Captain Kangaroo and the Easter Bunny.
Why, in milk and cookies, of course! Just kidding. You’ll receive payment every two weeks based on the number of Desktop Santa videos you create. That’s the beauty of this job; you totally control how much or how little time you devote to Being Santa. Make it a leisure gig, or go Full-Time Seasonal Pro. It’s up to you. Are you a Santapreneur with a mind for money-making? Our pay-by-the-performance method is a terrific incentive for you to toss on that Santa suit and hit the ground running faster than Rudolph himself. 6. Do I need to manage a client list or interact with customers? No. Dream Big Media, Inc. has a full staff of workshop elves who are ready and able to do all the legwork, from gathering market research, to maintaining our customer database and taking orders, to writing the scripts. We bring in the big business, so you can fully concentrate on perfecting your Santa Persona and cranking out those videos for Christmas Cash.
We’re marketing to parents of preschool and elementary-aged kids, so of course you’ll want to be as visually convincing and sincere-sounding as possible. Our clientele is always nice, never naughty, if you catch my snow-drift. Not to mention, we have plans for Desktop Santa to link up with big-name companies as well as secure a spot within the charitable donors sector. We represent all that is good in the world, and we’re 100% about the children. That’s why we’re calling on you, Mr. Claus, to Capture the Magic of Christmas, Gift-Wrap it in a Sweet Santa-ment, and Send it Via the Internet to Little Believers Everywhere!
No big deal, Big Guy! Our cutting-edge technology will allow you to fully control the home studio operation. Review and edit your mini movie as many times as you need. When you’re absolutely satisfied with the quality of recording and ingenuity of your presentation, call it a Christmas-wrap and send it on its merry way.
Sorry, Santa Imposter, but no, it isn’t. We seek Serious Santa Applicants only. We demand that our actors be professional, believable, and offer high-quality performances in appropriate settings. Natural, snow-white beards (or really good fake ones), plump, round bellies, rosy cheeks, and the ability to mesmerize children are all traits we look for in our Santa candidates. And even though women’s lib has come a long way since St. Nick first emerged on the scene, we’re not accepting Santa Marias or Mrs. Clauses for this project. Maybe next year, ladies.
Because this is too fantastic of an opportunity to pass up! Dream Big Media, Inc. is a dedicated group of individuals with the resources and personal drive to harness this brand-new technology as deftly as Santa drives that sleigh! We’re more than happy to answer questions and address any concerns you may have. Talk to us. Find out just how committed we are. Together, we can take Santa’s professional career and send it soaring over rooftops across the world!
The Dream Big Media
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